I woke up well before the alarm today (hate that) and woke to realize that the right side of my mouth was sore. The side that has bothered me not at all, even a little during this whole wisdom tooth saga. Unclenched my jaw, rolled over and was half dozing when the TV came on. Odd. I figured I rolled on the remote or something so I found the remote under a pillow and turned the TV off. 10 seconds later, the TV comes back on. And starts changing the channel (the TV and the DirecTV box work off of different remotes so the TV was changing its channels to static). Actually sat up this time, turned the TV off and flopped back down. And the TV came back on. And ever time I hit power on the remote the TV would change a channel but not turn off. Got out of bed, walked over and physically turned the TV off. Watched it for a few seconds to see it wasn't coming back on, got back in bed and read one of the more atrocious book samples I've seen in awhile. Was still in that hazy not fully awake state when I heard Bella start to pee on the floor. Shot out of bed and she took off like the terrible beast she is (and I have NO idea how to get her to stop, used to pee she'd pee on clothes if they were on the floor but now she's decided this particular spot on the floor against the wall is her prime location) and I grabbed a towel to deal with it, now fully awake. As I was stomping to the bathroom - you'll never guess - the TV came on. So I yanked the plug out of the wall and stormed downstairs with my soiled towel. We shall see if the TV is on and waiting for me when I return.
Nothing like realizing you have a ghost and a bad cat (connected?) all before the alarm goes off. Whatever, Monday.
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